Let me set the scene for you. It’s October 2016 and I’m (sort of) newly graduated and living up life at home.
“You know you’ve got a crisp on your top…” my sister said to me, as she came home from work to find me lying on the sofa. I looked down and, lo-and-behold, a lone crisp was left on my top from the pile of crisps I had put there earlier for easy access. You know, so I didn’t have to hold a ginormous bag of crisps while lying down.
“Oooh yeah!” I replied, excited as I popped the last crisp into my mouth.
Welcome to my site! My creation, which I’ve planned since I was 15 when I made my YouTube Channel and proceeded to never upload anything. So here I am, 9 years later, finally determined enough to stop procrastinating. Better late than never, right?
Let me tell you, this is scarier than facing off a deadly spider or throwing yourself off a 106m platform falling into a football stadium. But not as scary as growing old knowing I was too lazy to do what I love – write.
I hope you’re all as excited as I am (probably not) to hear about all my adventures, some of them glamorous and some of them… decidedly not. From shark diving to walking into lamp posts, I’ve done the lot. You might even pick up some handy tips along the way.